you can't go through me, batman.

(posted minutes after this)

( Agency Heads )

( Agency Black Ops )

( Agency Security + Black Ops )

( The Agency )

( Agency Security + Black Ops )

Okay. I wanted a little peace and quiet. Now I can't speak.

Somehow, my beloved brothers and sisters, this is all your fault.

( Agency Security + Black Ops )

Well, now that last night's, ah, entertainment is over, I suppose I ought to introduce myself, too. You've all met Will – I'm Josie, the Beauty to his Beast, and I swear, neither of us was actually under the influence last night. Well, maybe towards the end there, but one glass of wine doesn't count (or three-ish), and nobody saw that part, anyway. It's just that he's getting on in years, you know? Poor guy can't control a thing that comes out of his mouth anymore. Old age'll do that to you. Honestly, it's a wonder he's able to function at all...

No, I kid. Immortal or otherwise, Will's perfectly capable if a bit silly at times, but make no mistake: we're here to do what we do best, and that's to keep you safe. The Agency's Security Department works night and day to protect you, and that's not going to change any time soon. Any questions or concerns can always be directed to me, Jocelyn Kensington, or Will, my deputy. We're here for all of you. Always.

Little bit on the cheesy side there. Oh, well.

( Agency Black Ops + Will )

We will speak of this again, later. Go away. Now.( Read more... )